I had a wild, but beautiful plan to sleep in until noon, do a face mask, and get coffee before I had to be at work at 2:30. Would you like to know what I did instead? It doesn’t matter if you answered yes or no, because I’m going to keep talking either way, but sometimes it’s nice to think you have a choice. What I actually did was wake up to two phone calls from a coworker at 8:26 and 8:29. I did not answer either phone call, which worked out for me because they texted me at 8:30. Then I made the mistake of opening Facebook…which led to me watching videos from The Real daytime show for AN HOUR AND A HALF?? Who…